MID-SHOT ESTABLISHING THE HALLWAY FOLLOWED BY NON-DIAGETIC FART SOUND
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ERNIE
That aint human
BERT
(Opens door) I gots to shake that off
MID-SHOT TRACKING BERT WALK DOWN THE STAIRS SHAKING HIS BODY
Bert
(Sings) Shake it off. (Yawns)
Narrator
Name: Bert. IQ: low. Favourite food: alphabetti spaghetti. Blood type: diabetes.
Bert
(Walks into the room and closes door behind him) Hey Ernie.
Narrator
Name: Ernie. IQ: slightly higher. Favourite food: fried chicken. Blood type: fried chicken.
CLOSE UP OF ERNIE ON GAME PAD
Bert
That was so big it hurt. I couldn’t handle it.
Ernie
You sicken me
Bert
Say it. (Shouts) Say it!
Ernie
That's what she said
Bert
(Laughs uncontrollably) Oh Ernie, you so funny
Ernie
(Mumble) You so stupid
